Local farmer booms in dodos

Local Farmer George. B. W, aged 53, Parramatta NSW has become nearly rich with his dodo farm. His wife said he was mad when he turned their family home into a dodo farm. His kids Mary aged 12 and Jo aged 34, were forced to move out just so that George could build a dodo pen.
“But it’s all right, I’m making a fortune selling dodo eggs and dodo carcasses.” He claims.
“At first I thought he was mad when he declared that he was going to build a dodo farm in our white house,” laughed his wife “But I guess I was right, he’s mad but brilliant.”
After scientists revived the dodo species from the dead, George was the first to by them.
“I sell around 12000 eggs a day now! Those little buggers reproduce like small insects!” he tells the local news paper.
“I plan to buy a whole island in Jamaica and breed even more dodos when we’re rich!”
“When Mary gets married she won’t need wedding guests, we’ll just do it with dodos as her witnesses!” He claims.

 

Posted by: Lil!

6/2/09

Based on a article about bringing dodos back to life